More tranny stories later!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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