i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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