Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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