How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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