oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
