You're so nebulous sometimes
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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