My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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