Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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