Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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