That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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