new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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