Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
3pm strippers are depressing
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize
