So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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