Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
