How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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