So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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