so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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