Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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