VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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