I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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