Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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