real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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