What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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