we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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