My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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