Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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