And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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