Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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