Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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