guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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