S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
please don't ironically join a cult
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