Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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