She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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