can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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