I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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