Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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