just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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