I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
