I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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