the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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