Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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