her vagine was all disorganized.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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