I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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