Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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