In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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