Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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