He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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