What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he thought i was a dude.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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