doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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