I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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